Tiger and the Three Pigs

 31 December 18:00   Tiger and the Three Pigs

     by: David Leonhardt a.k.a. The Blessed Guy

    After years of anarchic the countryside, hunting deer, poaching livestock, killing game, Tiger grew continued in the tooth. Finally, he knew it was time to retire. So he arranged his bag and ambled into boondocks to the Three Little Pigs Retirement Home Inc. He rang the bell, and the first little pig appeared on the landing above. "What do you want?" asked the little pig.

    "I appear actuality to retire," Tiger replied.

    "Ooooh. I don t anticipate so," the little pig declared. "You re not like us. You ve got big teeth. Actual dangerous. We can t let you in."

    So Tiger went to the dentist and had his teeth removed. The next day, he alternate to the Three Little Pigs Retirement Home Inc. "What do you want?" asked the additional little pig.

    "I accept no added teeth. I appear actuality to retire," Tiger replied already more.

    "Ooooh. No, no, no. That just won t do," the little pig exclaimed. "You re different. You accept aciculate claws. You alarm us. We can t let you in."

    So Tiger went to the manicurist and had his claws removed. The next day, he alternate to the Three Little Pigs Retirement Home Inc. "What do you want?" accepted the third little pig.

    "I accept no added claws. I appear actuality to retire," Tiger repeated.

    "Ooooh. Let me see," the little pig decrepit as he abolished from sight. Tiger heard abundant whispering and commotion abaft the big board doors. "Okay, appear in," said the little pig.

    Tiger strolled through the doors, and there stood the three little pigs, animated ear to ear. Alofasudden they jumped on Tiger. Squealing with delight, they exhausted him up and beatific him packing. No teeth. No claws. Yippeeee! Assuredly they got even with Tiger for anarchic the animals.

    Tiger should accept accepted better. He should accept accustomed who he is and not try to accommodate to anyone abroad s angel of him. What tiger in his appropriate apperception lets a pig acrylic his portrait?

    So, who paints your portrait?