Absolute Thoughts about Absolute Lying (i-mail article)

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    Positive Thoughts about Absolute Lying (i-mail article)   by Doug C. Grant

    Article Title: Absolute Thoughts about Absolute Lying

    Author Name: Doug C. Grant

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    Word Count: 727

    Category: Motivational/Humor

    © Doug C. Grant, 2002

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    POSITIVE THOUGHTS ABOUT Absolute LYING

    (another affiliate from the i-mail saga)

    by Doug C. Grant

    "What s this nonsense I accumulate audition you mutter? Every day in every way I m accepting bigger and better. "

    "It s allotment of my new self-improvement program," I proudly appear in acknowledgment to addition acrimonious i-mail from Other-Self. These i-mails access internally with the regularity of e-mail but after a annul button.

    "You alarm blubbering a cliche a self-improvement program?"

    "Absolutely. I aswell anticipation you d forward forth a little applause. Afterwards all you re the one who s consistently acrimonious me about self-improvement."

    "And you infact anticipate that adage a asinine byword over and over is traveling to aftereffect in some array of bewitched change?"

    As usual, Other-Self had me on the defensive. "Well, not over night, of course. It s a bit-by-bit thing. But even if there s no bewitched change, as you put it, repeating an affirmation can t hurt."

    "Who says?"

    "Everybody says. Besides, I anticipation absolute cerebration was a big top for you."

    "Positive thinking...yes. Absolute lying...no."

    "Lying! You alarm an affirmation a lie?"

    "Doesn t amount what I alarm it. It s what your hidden calls it. And every time you echo your asinine cliche, your hidden is saying, Ain t a chat of accuracy in it. "

    "That s ridiculous. Why would my hidden say something like that?"

    "Because you ve programmed it that way. Just this morning I heard you acquaint anyone on the buzz that if bus fares were a nickel you still couldn t allow a cruise down the block."

    "That was just a joke."

    "Your hidden didn t anticipate so. It doesn t accept a amusing corpuscle in its brain. Your so alleged antic went appropriate into a absoluteness book labeled Lack ...along with a lot of additional impaired statements you ve create over the years. Actuality s addition example. What did you acquaint Harvey just this afternoon if he asked how you were feeling?"

    "The truth," I bound responded. "My abscess is acting up, my sinuses cesspool faster than a city-limits avenue and I anticipate I m advancing down with the flu."

    "That s beautiful. Addition accession to your absoluteness book labeled Health . And you candidly apprehend to abolish all this debris by advertence a few times a day that you re accepting bigger and better?

    "Well...I anticipation it ability help."

    "It doesn t because your hidden won t buy a chat of it And that allotment of your academician controls 90% of your brainy activity. If you echo an affirmation, your hidden anon goes into a seek mode. Are you accepting bigger financially? It looks in your banking absoluteness file. Are you activity healthier? It checks your concrete absoluteness file."

    "What s amiss with that," I reply, aggravating to complete analytic indignant.

    "Because the bulletin it sends aback to your acquainted apperception is LIE, LIE, LIE. And that artlessly reenforces your debris thoughts. Instead of activity better, you infact feel worse because you ve programmed your hidden to anticipate that way. Instead of activity richer, you feel poorer. Aforementioned reason."

    "If what you say is true, what s the faculty in aggravating to improve? I ability as able-bodied abdicate and go with the flow."

    "Dumb thinking. All you accept to do is augment your hidden statements it can t disagree with. Let me accord you an example. You wish added money to breeze into your life. Fine, yield the first move and alpha a accumulation account."

    "Savings account? What s to save? I run on abandoned afore the ages ends."

    "You got change in your pocket? Put it in a back bank. That s a accumulation account. Every day add added change, even if it s alone pennies. But you can now candidly say, Accustomed I m accepting richer and richer, or whatever words you wish to use. And your hidden will say, Right...let s get on with authoritative it happen. "

    "What about health?"

    "What about anything? Aforementioned activity address applies. If you and your hidden agree, you are ambience into motion accepted laws that go above understanding."

    "So, if what you say is true, all I accept to do is put a few pennies in a Architect jar every day and I m able-bodied on my way to wealth."

    "Well...anyway it s a start. Just one additional thing. If anyone asks how you re doing, just reply, Great! and shut up. That ll do as abundant for your bloom and abundance as ten affirmations."

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