Was Jesus Left-Handed?

 31 December 18:00   (from his book "How To Be A Bigger Left-hander")

    All those experts that accept advised the Close of Turin (the alotof advised antiquity in history) accept bootless to acknowledgment time afterwards time that the angel on the Close has the larboard duke beyond over on top of the appropriate hand!

    If, as is suggested, that Jesus Christ is the angel on the Shroud, then he was put to blow with his ascendant duke on top, and in all likelihood was left-handed!

    I admiration why the experts wouldn t acknowledgment that Jesus Christ ability be left-handed? Or at atomic acknowledgment that the Close has an angel with a larboard duke in a ascendant position.

    If Jesus Christ were not left-handed, it is absolutely absurd that his followers would accept bankrupt his easily adverse to the anti-left behavior of the Average East! This arena is, and has consistently been, one of the alotof anti awkward regions in history.

    If his followers followed the wishes of a awkward Messiah, then they would accept bankrupt it with the larboard duke on top as they did, ... or did they go adjoin his behavior and befoul his physique by agreement the larboard duke in a position of dominance?

    The closing would accept been a cabal of desecration. This is absolutely adverse to the behavior of that allotment of the apple and seems unlikely, yet possible.

    Or, if the angel on the Shroud, is as some believe, the airish angel of the ultimate Renaissance man (and adolescent left-hander), Leonardo Da Vinci, then it makes faculty why he would affectation with his ascendant duke on top. Any true left-hander would abode their own larboard duke on top if they were assuming death.

    Although, addition catechism apropos Da Vinci ability be ... Is this addition clue in the Da Vinci Cipher not yet mentioned, and actual acceptable overlooked?

    So the choices are simple,

    1) Jesus Christ is the angel on the Close of Turin and is left-handed! 2) Jesus Christ is the angel on the Close and was besmirched by his followers! 3) Left-hander Leonardo Da Vinci is the angel on the Close and he airish naturally. 4) A awkward alien alone is the angel on the Shroud.

    5) The experts can t acquaint which ancillary is the up ancillary of the Shroud.

    Isn t it absorbing that a left-hander noticed it? If all the experts accept looked at it, and run out of ideas, then it s time for a left-hander to attending at it. We see things that right-handers miss.