THE INTERNET Adventures OF STUPIDMAN #2

 31 December 18:00   

    THE INTERNET Adventures OF STUPIDMAN #2   by Stupidman

     Stupidman Downloads,Copies a File

    Some superheroes alcohol a potion,take a pill,utter some

    magic words. I put my fingers on a keyboard and become

    STUPIDMAN.

    I am currently account the chargeless capacity of the new e-book

    " INTERNET Accumulation Pearls" (IPP). I accept the

    explanations of why some accepted strategies don t plan and

    the advantages of some bottom used,yet amount effective

    methods. My problem is implementing the tactics. But

    apparently I m not alone.

    One tactic is creating a "junk" email address. I went to

    a chargeless email account and anticipation Stupidman needs an email

    address. Assumption what? Stupidman was taken, in actuality the

    first three versions were taken. I assuredly anchored a

    version but even creating an email abode does not come

    easy for me.

    Downloading the book was easy(at atomic it was with Winzip)

    but then IPP says I accept to create a copy. Never accepting made

    a archetype my claret burden begins to rise, but there is a

    link to a tutorial website and a abrupt description of the

    steps for copying. Absent to adjournment the assured and

    avoid acceptable aerial dog(see antecedent articles) I click

    the tutorial.

    Remembering we accept Windows 98, I baddest it, then "getting

    started" and......get the old "the page cannot be displayed

    notice". (Sometimes I anticipate this is a cookie that attaches

    to me rather than a computer.) Afterwards two added attempts I

    give up and acknowledgment to IPP.

    For those of you who understand what you are doing, this next

    passage is absolutely arid and is advised for body mates of

    Stupidman.

    Usually my son,Greased Lightning, ignores aggregate I say

    but one time he responded to my mutterings about the wasted

    printer award and cardboard if I would book a 22 page

    article and alone capital 3 paragraphs. He responded,

    contemptuously of course, by assuming me how to baddest a

    portion of the article. Bang the cursor (also accepted as

    the curser if your duke twitches) at the top larboard corner

    of what you wish to copy, larboard bang and hold,then annoyance to

    bottom appropriate bend of what you wish to copy. This

    highlighted breadth can be printed. Now authority the Ctrl key

    down and columnist P. A gray page will pop up, bang selection

    (it s in the average on the larboard side) then ok. If you have

    paper in the printer(a approaching article?) you ll get a copy

    of absolutely what you want. (Warning: Added than acceptable the

    gray page defaults to all. If you get too arrogant with this

    new address you will overlook to bang alternative and end up

    with 22 pages of stuff).

    Using this admired technique, I archetype the instructions on

    how to archetype a file. (I m a lot added adequate with hard

    copy in one duke while I hit the amiss keys with the

    other.) (In a approaching commodity I ll call some of the

    experiences I ve had with the Alt key.)

    Instructions in hand, I try to archetype the file/book.

    Unfortunately,as I begin out the next day, the instructions

    were accounting for PKzip while I accept Winzip. But 30 minutes

    later,mostly due to agnosticism and aerial dog phobia, I end

    up with a acceptable archetype of the book by afterward the

    instructions aural Winzip.(I absolutely don t understand how it

    happened as the anamnesis is actual blurred.)

    A chat of attention to associates of the association of Stupidman who

    are account the book. Affiliate 3 is actual abstruse and full

    of alphabet soup. If you are like me you will be less

    stressed if you apprehend the endure awning of Affiliate 3 (the

    material in the chicken box) afore you apprehend the blow of the

    chapter. (It s ok to do this,it s not like account the

    last page of a abstruseness if you are in the average of the

    book.)

    Coming Soon: Stupidman Brands,Sends Email Attachment

     Stupidman Creates SIG File,Opens Lock

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