THE INTERNET Adventures OF STUPIDMAN

 31 December 18:00   

    THE INTERNET Adventures OF STUPIDMAN   by Stupidman

     Introduction

    I accept understand R.H. Jaycox (Jay), the columnist of INTERNET

    Profit Pearls, for over a decade. A while aback he asked me

    to apprehend a pre-final abstract (don t understand how some pre-s I

    should absolutely use) of the book. Technically I don t accept a

    clue of what he was talking about but,having absent money

    through an beforehand investment,I accustomed the accuracy he was

    describing. In Capacity 4&11 he recommended writing

    articles for ezines as a way of announcement a business. I

    wrote one, showed it to him and he admired it. Jay suggested

    that I address a alternation from my apprenticed angle as I try

    to apparatus the suggestions in the "final?" abstract of the

    book.

    I ve blue-blooded the series,"The INTERNET Adventures of

    Stupidman" and the aboriginal piece, " The Bearing of

    Stupidman".The moniker seems adapted as it is how I

    feel if I try to do something on the computer and it

    seems to reflect the attitude I get from my teenagers when

    I try to allotment my "wisdom" on any subject.

    Jay said I should allotment a little background. This is my

    second marriage. The Bang-up and I reside with my 13 year old

    son,Greased Lightning, and his 15 year old sister,Fashion

    Girl.

    The Bang-up is one of those humans who buys new technology

    before her neighbors can spell it. (She bought a microwave

    oven if they were so big they bare a separate room.)

    She s been on the INTERNET back anon afterwards Al Gore

    invented it. She doesn t do adult things on the

    internet but due to her advantage she s The Boss.

    Greased Lightning is scary, he reads books about HTML,

    Java, JavaScript, encryption (Is there a Hacking for

    Dummies?). His fingers are a becloud on the keyboard and his

    explanations are fast and condescending.

    Fashion Babe listens to music on the internet, designs art

    and wardrobes, fills up arcade carts until the wheels

    fall off and tries to acquisition my acclaim cards.

    Greased Lightning serves the action of our abode dog. If

    somebody passes gas and chooses not to acquire the

    responsibility the dog is blamed. Anointed Lightning is our

    gaseous dog. If the computer crashes The Bang-up assumes it

    was something acquired by Anointed Lighting even if he has not

    used the computer in several days.

    I m abashed to try things on the computer as I don t want

    to become the aerial dog. It s safer to be Stupidman.

    Jay thinks there are a lot of humans in the apple who

    might accept acceptable account and are aswell afflicted with keyboard

    phobia. He says if I allotment my acquirements experiences

    (frustrations are added like it) it will create the apple a

    better place, yada yada yada. Who s badinage who, if you

    buy through my URL (Greased Lightning goes crazy if I call

    it an Earl) I create $10. Remember, this abstraction came from

    Chapters 4&11.

     THE INTERNET Adventures OF STUPIDMAN

     The Bearing of Stupidman

    I acclimated to be smart. Not alone did I accept it but many

    people (including bosses) told me I was smart. In college

    I abstruse a little FORTRAN and COBOL (main anatomy computer

    languages that are apparently abolished by now). In the 70 s

    and 80 s I was a adept at programming PCs in Lotus and

    Supercalc.

    But something happened, one night while I was sleeping,

    the INTERNET was built-in and I became a dinosaur.

    While I was not accepting it, everybody abroad was launching

    dot coms or alive out of their homes for 20 account a day

    while authoritative bazillions of dollars. Even teenagers were

    getting rich!

    Other than the columnist of INTERNET Accumulation Chaplet (and he s

    not sharing), I don t alone understand anybody who has been

    "successful" with INTERNET commerce,but, from what the

    media tells me it s all the humans I don t know.

    Towards the end of the dot com boom(naturally) I put some

    money into a "can t miss" "ground floor" befalling and

    touted it to accompany and relatives. It missed, concluded up in

    the basement, absent the money and accompany but at atomic my

    family has started abiding my calls.

    I afresh apprehend a book, "Internet Accumulation Pearls", which

    belatedly explains what I, my above accompany and

    family did amiss and infact has some accessible suggestions

    as to how one ability create money on the INTERNET without

    spending abundant money. You can apprehend the first few chapters

    for chargeless and if you wish the absolute book it will amount you

    $30.

    Some of the being is a little abstruse but auspiciously my

    13 year old son understands it (now if I could acquisition a

    translator maybe I could accept what the boy said).

    The book contains fortysomething associate links. Alotof of

    these links are chargeless and anniversary creates the achievability of an

    income stream. The associate links are advance throughout

    the book. You can infact get something for nothing.

    The allotment I absolutely liked; afterwards you buy the book you can

    "brand" and resell it and acquire about $10 per archetype and about

    another $5 if it gets resold(think I still accept some

    relatives I can allocution to).

    The autograph of this book analysis came from some strategies

    in Capacity 4 and 11 and has aggressive me to address a series

    where I,Stupidman,attempt to achieve some technical

    tasks appropriate in the book.

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